Um, um, oh wow.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Keith Richards:

In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME. "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

As my lovely wife pointed out, Richards' father died in 2002, so Keith snorted his father up when he was 58 years old.