14:1? You're not even trying

14:1 ratio of testosterone to epitestosterone (which is what Landis had, over the 4:1 limit)? Paah. Peanuts to Matthias Kessler (scroll down the link):

Matthias Kessler...tested positive on April 24, and the test showed a testosterone value of 85:1, while a normal value is 4:1. Professor Wilhelm Schaenzer, leader of the Biochemistry Institute at the Sports School in Cologne, Germany, said that a natural value of over 15 to 20 is "not possible." His is currently suspended by his Astana team.

85:1?! 85:1!!! Jesus. And yes, please note that the team is Astana.